cat is bald, cat is well-lubricated
The ancient Cult of the Baldcat revered baldcats as symbols of basedness and purity in old Egypt.
Their sacred ritual involved anointing these bald suckers with holy oils, transcending mere care into a divine communion. This act of lubrication was not just maintenance; it was a spiritual journey, elevating baldcats to symbols of deeper truths.
Through their sleek, lubricated forms, baldcats reminded the faithful of the importance of looking beyond the superficial, embracing the essence of basedness and the path to spiritual lubrication in a higher sense.